I love being a parent. It is an amazing responsibility. Jackson is an amazing boy and we are excited to have other
children in the future. I was in the NWA office the other day and Jamie sneezed. My first reaction was to grab a tissue and wipe his nose. I started to laugh. It was so dang funny. So, I thought I would ask a question?
That question being: “You know you are a parent when:”
100. Someone sneezes in the room (not your child) and you first reaction is to wipe up the projectile.
99. You blurt out “Wonder Pets, Wonder Pets, were on our way”
98. You know what I’m talking about in #99
97. You’d rather go to the park with your son than go to the pub with the boys
96. You’ve watched more noggin than any other network
95. You lay in bed at night rehashing the funny things they did
94. You undress the baby outside and spray him down with a hose
93. You hear a song like the theme to Blues Clues and you sing along (from Bobbie H)
92. Your reaction to the contents of a diaper is ‘way to go buddy!’ (from Rob L)
91. The words you say to your child are words that only THEY can understand - but to everyone else it makes no sense. (from Rob L)
90. When every activity is put to a song. (from Elise L)
89. When you are in the grocery store and all you hear is “mommy can I get this” and you end up saying no to someone else’s child. (from Sherri S)
88. When you are talking to your friends, WITHOUT YOUR CHILD AROUND, and say things like, “Mommy needs to go potty.” Will I always refer to myself in the 3rd person now?!?! (from Jenny D)
87. When the options are “time out” or “no Wonder Pets”
86. You love snuggle time more than potato chips
85. Your status message on facebook is about your kids more than anything else
84. You are in the grocery store and ask yourself, “would he eat this if it had ketchup on it?”
83. You call all meats “pork” because it’s the only way he will eat it
82. You remind him to say “no thank you” after he says no for no reason
81. You change the channel because of the contents are objectionable
80. Your leisure reading is What to Expect the Toddler Years
79. You always check to see if the “Bot” is with you before you leave on a trip
78. You pray that he will take a nap so you can take a nap
77. You are out of milk and want cereal so you are weighing the options between breast milk and formula
76. There are mountains of laundry
75. When the song stuck in your head is a noggin tune. (from Maureen W)
74. Your days of sleeping in are history. (from Maureen W)
73. You can’t leave the house without a sippy cup of juice and snacks. (from Maureen W)
72. You find yourself in the baby section in each store you enter. (from Maureen W)
71. Your idea of fun is going to the park or play date. (from Maureen W)
70. Parties don’t include alcohol anymore. (from Maureen W)
69. All your shirts have stains on them. (from Maureen W)
68. You trip over toys in the living room. (from Maureen W)
67. The books you are reading aren’t novels, but board books. (from Maureen W)
66. The tub is full of toys. (from Maureen W)
65. It takes forever to get out of the house and you’ll still forget something. (from Maureen W)
64. Your exhausted all the time, but still have energy to dance and play. (from Maureen W)
63. Whenever you hear the lid of the trash can swinging, you get up from whatever you’re doing to “rescue” whatever might have been thrown away. (from Melinda W)
62. You’re not at all surprised to come home and find that every pair of shoes your child owns (and even some of yours) has been lined up to form a train. (from Melinda W)
61. You know you are a parent when most of your dinner consists of leftovers from another person’s plate. (The good news is it’s already been cut up into convenient bite-size pieces!) (from Kara H)
60. You realize you must have eaten because there is nothing left on your plate. (from Sherri S)
59. When looking good in public is redefined as, No snot or spit up visible on the front of your clothing. (from Chris R)
58. You answer to any kid who yells “Mommy” or “Daddy” from the next aisle in Wal-Mart, even though your kids are right there with you. (from Kara H)
57. You begin to wonder if you shouldn’t get a plate of food because you are going to “clean up” what’s left on the kid’s plate
56. When you are up late praying for them to feel better and wishing you were sick rather than them
55. When, even though you are exhausted, you play “chase me da da” one more time
54. You begin shopping for Tar-Heel clothes in 3T
53. You drive 10 miles out of the way so they will not see McDonalds
52. You start to wish you had “light up” shoes too
51. When there are more people in your bed when you wake up than when you went to bed! (from Jill O)
50. You wonder if you will change diapers the rest of your life
49. You begin to diet and eat healthy because you want to be around to see their children
48. When you wake up more tired than you were went you went to sleep
47. You know when you’re a parent (especially of young kids) when you are out without the kids and smile at a loud child and their family because it’s actually not your kids making a scene this time! hahaha. sweet:-) (from Elizabeth G)
46. It hits you that you are responsible for a life
45. When you begin high levels of negotiations over the amount of vegetables one has to eat before dessert
44. You can’t wait until the kids go to bed so you can relax and get some “me time” only to find yourself talking about said kids
43. When you are on the phone and you begin a conversation with, “Well He is ok, but you want believe this…” and the person on the other end responds with “Honey my child was doing that when he was 3.”
42. When you are on the phone and you end the conversation abruptly with … “oh I gotta go… #%$@#^%$^”
41. When you open an account for the college fund
40. You you begin thinking if they make adult sized Wonder Pets clothes
39. When you can look at someone else’s child and automatically know their age within 6 months (from Becca H)
38. When you give your adult friends the “mommy look” and they respond. (from Becca H)
37. When you sit down at the computer one morning to find letters scratched into the screen and then suddenly, stepping barefoot on a thumbtack at 3am when your precious angel has asked for a drink of water makes perfect sense! (true story) (from Becca H)
36. When you have more kids then food (from Pam H)
35. When throw your hat in the air and say “Hot ole Mater!” (Thanks Dad)
34. You are aware of an impending poop due to the way your child looks at you
33. You begin to sacrifice material things that you want so you can give more to your child
32. Your daily reading includes: Bear Snores On, The Small, Small Pond, The Tall Tall Grass, Lion Can Share, and One Frog Sang although the boy is not around
31. You have all of #32 books memorized
30. When you say you wish you had a dollar for every time you’ve said “you wish you had a dollar for something”
29. You continue to watch noggin although the baby has left the room because you HAVE to see how it ends
28. You make silly videos just for fun
27. You think, “Does she have worms? How much milk could she possibly need?” (from Maureen W)
26. You’ve forgotten what sleep was
25. When the boy’s walls are full of trophy boogers
24. When you are so tired that it doesn’t matter what the question is. The answer is “YES.”
23. When you have the “look” and exact that “look” and a sudden hush falls over the brood of children you are around although they are not yours
22. You really enjoy playing WowWow Wubbz games on NickJr.com
21. You play old Duke vs. Carolina games where Carolina wins (as they normally do) at night so the boy will be a Carolina Fan, so you will not have to disown him if he were to go to the Dark Side. (or is that a, “You Know You Are a Carolina Fan When:”)
20. You cut your son’s stuffed animal’s hair to convince him that it is ok to cut his hair
19. You say multiple times “don’t make me come back there!”
18. You regret using threats with your children because now you have to make good on those threats and take the toy away that you enjoy the most
17. You get to play with toys again
16. When you have to wash the same shirt every night or the next day for that child will be a disaster
15. When you have to read the same Bible story (Jesus Loves the Little Children) every night or put him to bed in tears
14. You stay up well into the wee hours of the morning putting toys together for Christmas morning
13. You sleep with your children more thank with your wife (from Mark F)
12. When you feel a tug on you at night and your daughter asks “Daddy, can I sleep with you?” The question being made because she’s thrown up in her bed (from Mark F)
11. When you and your wife talk to each other in the language that only the baby understands
10. When it hits you, “I will never have a dull day left in my life”
9. When you have used a whole tank of gas in a day and have been to the grocery story, tennis, soccer, baseball, practice practice practice
8. When you make up games like,”Steamroller, Chase Me, and It’s the Pointer”
7. You’ve given more “Raspberries” than chewed gum
6. Your house looks like the toy department at Wal-Mart
5. When you don’t know what to say to them and trust God to come through with the words
4. When you wonder where “things” come from. Like the pile of sticks in your son’s room
3. When you’ve given him a bath for the 3rd time in a day
2. When you love sharing stories with other parents about your children
1. You know you are a parent when you make a list about knowing you are a parent.
This list was a lot of fun. Thank you all so much for participating. It’s awesome being parents. So thankful for the opportunity and thankful for my parents.
Do you have more to add? You Know You Are a Parent Whens? or maybe some stories about being a parent. Look forward to hearing from you.

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